What is a Banana Hammock?

What is a Banana Hammock? And What in Heck is a Banana Sling? Just a quick post to answer those of you who are googling “What is banana hammock?” The answer: It’s a cutie cute nickname for your Speedo swimsuit. You know, like this one:

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Here’s the Urban Dictionary definition: “A men’s style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.”

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Gay Men Speedo Swimsuits: Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone

Gay Men Speedo Swimsuits. Marc and Lorenzo sitting on a tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Sorry. There’s actually no tree sitting in the photo below. Neither is there kissing going on between Marc and Lorenzo. Instead, we see them walking on the beach doing HH. That’s holding hands for you, clueless oldies who don’t know Textspeak. Or Netspeak.

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Oh, by the way, these photos of the happy lovebirds were taken before they broke up. We’d be sad for them for their breakup but we’re pretty sure they’ve moved on to equally happy relationships.

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Jacob Dudman Shirtless, Gay or Girlfriend, Style Watch

Jacob Dudman Shirtless, Gay or Girlfriend, Style Watch. Famewatchers, meet Jacob Dudman, one of the few Youtubers who legit made the transition from Youtube popularity to mainstream fame. His secret? He’s actually got talent — making very realistic celebrity impressions — which certainly caught the eye of talent scouts and celebrity-makers.

Elena Nicolaou of refinery29.com has some details on just how talented the guy is: “Dudman’s impressions are so spot-on you might involuntarily clap with glee, as I did, or suspect he’s possessed by fictional characters, a thing I also did. His signature gimmick is to have different characters sing musical theater songs, like ‘One Day More’ from Les Miserables or ‘Breaking Free’ from High School Musical. In the geeky Olympics, Dudman’s videos win.”

Jacob’s transition to mainstream celebrityhood is, of course, made easier by the fact that he is also a good looking dude as you can see in this pic where he is rocking his sweater.

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Harry Treadaway Girlfriend, Shirtless, Underwear Photos

Harry Treadaway Girlfriend, Shirtless, Underwear Photos. Who’s this smokin’ hot guy with an intense gaze who’s casually rocking them leather jacket? He must be a model, no? He sure is smizing with his eyes which would make Mama Tyra proud.

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Well, fellow Famewatcher, the guy is not a model although he may have posed for some modeling shoots like the photo above. The dude is British actor Harry Treadaway. If you watched The Crown, you would have seen him “dancing” in his Speedo behind Helena Bonham Carter who was lazily floating in the swimming pool.

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Adam Scott Shirtless Golf Hunk: Gay or Girlfriend?

Adam Scott Shirtless. Let’s add pro golfer and 2013 Masters Tournament champion Adam Scott to our list of shirtless golfers in 2016. Ain’t he a hottie? We’d bring him home to mama but he is already very much married and we don’t like to be accused of husband stealin’. Hehehe. Like we’ve got a chance of stealing a rich, young, handsome guy like Adam, no? Well, people can always dream, can’t they?

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So who is the lucky girl who tied the knot with our Adam. Here she is vacationing with the Aussie golfing champ. Her name is Marie Kojzar. She is Swedish. And she is an architect.

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Anthony Rizzo Shirtless Baseball Hunk: Gay or Girlfriend?

Anthony Rizzo Shirtless Photos. This post is for those of you looking for shirtless pics of two-time Baseball All Star Anthony Rizzo, first baseman for the Chicago Cubs. Ain’t he a total hawt, hawt hottie? He’s got a really cute smile too. According to our friend Deena, Anthony has that kind of smile that is sure to calm a cryin’ baby. What say you, Famewatchers?

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Here’s another Anthony Rizzo shirtless pic. Nah, not really. It’s just his face ‘shopped on someone else’s hot bod!

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