All posts by Pimmy Watson

Ashton Kutcher vs. Noisy Neighbor Bruce Goldsmith

Ashton Kutcher vs Bruce Goldsmith, Noisy Neighbor. Ashton goes: “I’m just recording this for legal purposes, but I can also share it with the world. It’s 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor…doing this next to my porch. This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that’s my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin’ house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I’m gonna lose it on this guy. I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna lose it. It’s been going on for four months now. This guy’s got another thing coming.”

Bruce Goldsmith [not direct quote] goes: Ashton doesn’t want to deal with reality. They don’t make hammers covered with rubber. His house was built in ten years and we had to deal with the noise.

THEN
Ashton twitters:

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David Holmes Harry Potter Stunt Double Injured in Shooting Accident

David Holmes Harry Potter Stunt Double Injured in Shooting Accident. OMG. This is terrible news. A stunt double for Daniel Radcliffe in the Harry Potter movies was injured when an explosion occurred at the set of the popular movie franchise’s last installment, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

The Mirror quotes a source who talked about the accident: “The stunt double was badly hurt. He was rehearsing a flying scene which involved an explosion and it seems to have gone badly wrong. The guy was rigged up to a harness for the scene and was flying through the air. It is thought he may have been caught by the explosion and hit the ground very hard.

“He told crew members who went to help him he couldn’t feel anything from the waist down. Everyone is just hoping he makes a good recovery. It has come as a terrible shock.”

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Michelle Obama Fashion Critics: Eele, Scaasi, and de la Renta

Michelle Obama Fashion Critics: Black Artists Association (Amnau Eele): Ugh. Some people need to grow up. What’s with all this nitpicking? Maybe the First Lady picked Isabel Toledo’s and Jason Wu’s designs because they are better and more suited for her. What’s wrong with that? I really don’t understand all these carping going on. It is soooo unnecessary.

Let’s all let go of our childish ways, people.

From WWD: Amid all the praise of First Lady Michelle Obama’s fashion choices for the inaugural festivities, the Black Artists Association is taking her to task for not wearing anything by an African American designer. Cofounder Amnau Eele said Wednesday she will make a formal appeal to the First Lady’s office on behalf of the BAA.

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Craig Ferguson’s Late Late Show Ratings

Craig Ferguson’s Late Late Show Ratings. If you’re a Craig Ferguson fan like us Famewatchers, we’re sure you occasionally go, “How is our Craig doing in the ratings game?” Well, Craig groupies, we’re glad to report that he is doing well.

NY Post: Craig Ferguson’s “Late Late Show” continues to corral viewers. For the week ending Jan. 16, “Late Late Show” beat Conan O’Brien’s “Late Night” in total viewers (2.1 million to 1.9 million), with two caveats – “Late Night” was a repeat that Friday while “Late Late Show” was delayed until 12:53 a.m. that Thursday due to President Bush’s farewell speech.

Still, Ferguson’s show was up a strong 25 percent in adults 18-34 from the same week in ’08 – though “Late Night” claimed victory in that demo.

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Beckham Bum is a Talisman: David’s Bottom is a Football Lucky Charm

Beckham Bum is a Talisman. Ahh, we love us our superstitious footballers particularly these guys who are fascinated with our David Beckham’s bum. What’s the deal with these dudes? If that’s how they behave in public, can you imagine what they are doing in the privacy of their locker room. Haha.

Anyways, you pervert reader, this is reportedly just his teammates’ manner of expressing their congratulations to our David for scoring a goal.

Dailymail: The 33-year-old football ace was seen getting groped by his AC Milan team-mates, Andrea Pirlo and Clarance Seedorf during the Serie A stars game against Bologna at the Renato Dall’Ara stadium.

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Ian Thorpe Daniel Mendes Relationship: Gay Lovers?

Ian Thorpe Daniel Mendes Relationship: Gay Lovers? Expect those gay rumors about Ian Thorpe to pop, pop, pop up once again and expect googlers to go bonkers typing “Is Ian Thorpe Really Gay” now that the Australian media has identified Ian’s buddy who is reportedly living with him. Daniel Mendes, the former mystery man, is from Brazil which probably produces the hottest men on earth.

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Ian Thorpe: I’m Not Gay, Daniel is My Friend (posted 29 January 2009). Our Ian has spoken. He is stating categorically that he is not gay. We must admit that we are among those who speculated that he is. So we plead guilty to the charge of ascribing more meaning to the friendship between him and Daniel Mendes. We admire his decision to confront the controversy head on and respect his wish to put the issue to rest.

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