Christian Bale Screaming Scandal – Audio Files (2 February 2009). OMG. We’re starting to dislike Christian Bale. We like him because he’s a good actor but he crossed the line in this audio. Maybe he’s not yet as annoying and unhinged as Tom Cruise but he’s getting there.
Hey, Christian, why don’t you fight someone your size. Okay, admittedly, you have a right to be pissed off but that’s no way to treat a subordinate.
Republican Hypocrites and Their Real Family Values. What happened to the Republican hypocrites below? Well, Nikki Haley is a Trump toadie. Focus on the Family’s Juan Alberto Ovalle was sentenced to five years in prison and must register as a s*x offender. Fox News producer Aaron Bruns was sentenced to ten years after it was determined that he is a repeat offender.
And, our favorite of them all, Stephen Baldwin continues to stiff whoever is stupid enough to lend him money. In 2017, he was kicked out his home after it was foreclosed for his failure to pay his loans with Deutsche Bank. Stephen gonna Stephen.
Mark Lester Paris Jackson: Her Real Biological Father? (posted 9 August 2019). The Michael Jackson story just keeps getting curiouser and curiouser and its not because he looks like this Egyptian statue. No, its because another celebrity – Mark Lester – has now come forward claiming that he is the biological father of Paris Jackson.
Mark is the one with the leather jacket in the picture below.
Ted Haggard Scandal: Victim Speaks Out, KRDO Interview. For a non-g*y “holy” man, Ted Haggard seems to enjoy doing it with lots of other men. And his former church, the New Life something is involved in a scandalous coverup. Ugh, those evangelical “Christians”!
How many bratwursts can this man accommodate in this really big mouth of his? By the way, he’s laughing at you evangelical “Christians”.
Sybill Hill Jonn F. Kennedy Jr’s Self-Proclaimed Mistress: Liar or is She Telling the Truth? Sybill Hill, John F. Kennedy Jr’s self-proclaimed mistress sullies his memory by blabbing to the National Enquirer. Ugh. And she’s reportedly gonna write a memoir too. Ugh. Ugh. What’s up with these people who hook up with celebrities and who then tattle about their bedroom calisthenics. Shameless.
Here’s Sybill talking about JFK Jr. (via the National Enquirer): “I met John Kennedy on Jan. 6, 1991, at the Moondance Diner on 6th Avenue. I walked in with a boyfriend when a gorgeous-looking man in a baseball cap pointed out a vacant table. I remember thinking ‘He looks just like John Kennedy Jr.!’ We were across the restaurant but we couldn’t stop staring at each other. When my date went to the bathroom, I went up to him and we chatted. Before my date came back, John wrote something on a piece of paper and handed it to me. He blushed when the waitress told him, ‘That’s your check, I need that.’ He found another piece of paper, wrote ‘John’ on it and a phone number.”
Helg Sgarbi Gigolo Scandal. Remember Helg Sgarbi, the Swiss gigolo we blogged about earlier who tried to blackmail his lovers after entrapping them with his manly charms? Well, Helg is going to jail after he pleaded guilty to the charge of trying to blackmail BMW heiress Susanne Klatten.
It’s six years of jail time for our Helg. Maybe he can use his manly charms to protect himself from prison predators who are always looking for fresh faces, eh?