If you are like us, you would be going, “Who is this Ojani Noa guy and why is he suddenly all over the news? Is he cute? Does he have underwear photos?”

Because we wanted to answer our own questions, we went digging the internets. So here are the answers: Ojani Noah is a Cuban male model turned chef and writer. He was married to Jennifer Lopez aka Jenny from the Bronx. He’s all over the news because he reportedly tried to sell his honeymoon tape with J-Lo. Yes he is kind of cute but he’s more on the hunky side of cute. And yes he’s got an underwear photo, Calvin Klein boxers in particular.

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Eva Mendes Underwear Ads for Calvin Klein

November 12, 2009 Pimmy Watson

Eva Mendes Underwear Model for Calvin Klein. Our underwear ad message of the day goes like this: Hey dude, want Eva Mendes to pull down your underwear? That’s easy dude, all you have to do is to buy Calvin Klein briefs.

We give props to them Calvin Klein advertising people for coming up with a controversial ad that is generating free publicity for them. Props too for Eva Mendes for starring in the advert.

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Hot Baseball Players

Sammy Sosa’s Bleaching Cream: Hydroquinone?

November 12, 2009 Pimmy Watson

Sammy Sosa’s Bleaching Cream: Hydroquinone? Baseball great Sammy Sosa must have been watching a lot of Indian skin whitening for men commercials. He just admitted that he’s been using bleaching cream which made him look like the second coming of Michael Jackson during the Latino Grammy Awards from which the above photo was taken.

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British Celebrities

Susan Boyle Latest Updates: She’s a Real Celebrity Now

November 12, 2009 Pimmy Watson

Susan Boyle Latest Updates: She’s a Real Celebrity Now. How do you know that Susan Boyle has arrived as a genuine celebrity? Well, we know that she’s now a celeb because she’s got a stalker (the downside of celebrityhood), because U.S. President Barack Obama reportedly wants to see her sing, because Piers Morgan is reportedly “jealous” of her, because an Irish band has written a song calling her “Irish”, and because she is being spoofed by Jimmy Kimmel. So our Susan is now a real celebrity or a real star. Unlike some of today’s celebrities however, she’s got the genuine talent to back up her “celebrityhood”.

Susan Boyle’s American Stalker
What do Miley Cyrus, David Walliams, Tyra Banks and Jamie Foxx have in common? All of them have crazy stalkers. Let’s also add Susan Boyle to the list because the Britain’s Got Talent star reportedly got herself an American stalker who’s been bombarding Susan with weird letters.

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Celebrity Teen Boys

Jedward Fashion Style Watch: Skinny Jeans for Teens

November 12, 2009 Pimmy Watson

Jedward Fashion Style Watch: Skinny Jeans for Teens. Move over Jonas Brothers, you’re not the only teen stars who rock their skinny jeans. In fact, we think John and Edward Grimes aka The Grimes Twins are rocking their skinnies better than you do.

That’s why we are so giving props to Jedward. They “conquered” the world of music. They made Simon Cowell kinda eat his words about their singing abilities. And now, they’re reportedly being inundated with TV offers from various networks including Disney, Nickelodeon and the BBC. We say, “Good for them!” Remember your fans when you reach the top, okay?

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Tom Cruise Fashion Style

Tom Cruise Closet Secret: Elevator Shoes?

November 10, 2009 Pimmy Watson

Tom Cruise Closet Secret: Elevator Shoes? Remember the hilarious South Park episode which focused on Tom Cruise hiding in the closet? Despite the encouragement of his fellow Scientologist John Travolta as well as his ex-wife Nicole Kidman to come out of the closet, Tom adamantly refused to do so. In fact, if we remember correctly, he decided to stay hidden in the closet until the second coming of Xenu.

Everyone assumed that the show was about Tom’s homosexuality but the Mens Shoe Style blog asserts that the only thing the Hollywood actor is hiding in the closet is his elevator shoes because, you know, Tom is actually 5’7″ tall pretending to be 6’1″. That’s why he doesn’t want other people to be peeking at his closet lest they see the Hollywood star’s elevator shoes which, according to rumors started by us, is specially designed by Christian Loubotin. [That Loubotin thing is a joke, please don’t sue us.]

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