Tom Cruise Closet Secret: Elevator Shoes? Remember the hilarious South Park episode which focused on Tom Cruise hiding in the closet? Despite the encouragement of his fellow Scientologist John Travolta as well as his ex-wife Nicole Kidman to come out of the closet, Tom adamantly refused to do so. In fact, if we remember correctly, he decided to stay hidden in the closet until the second coming of Xenu.
Everyone assumed that the show was about Tom’s homosexuality but the Mens Shoe Style blog asserts that the only thing the Hollywood actor is hiding in the closet is his elevator shoes because, you know, Tom is actually 5’7″ tall pretending to be 6’1″. That’s why he doesn’t want other people to be peeking at his closet lest they see the Hollywood star’s elevator shoes which, according to rumors started by us, is specially designed by Christian Loubotin. [That Loubotin thing is a joke, please don’t sue us.]
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