Jean Shorts or Jorts for Girls: Kate Moss in Jorts

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Jean Shorts or Jorts for Girls: Kate Moss in Jorts. What exactly are jorts? Here’s how the denizens of urbandictionary.com define it:

1) Slang for jean shorts. These are most often worn by the fashion illiterate and the fan base of the University of Florida. Note: This is the correct spelling; see also jhorts.

2) a combination of the words “jean” and “shorts” used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

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Rodial Glamoxy Snake Serum: Botox Alternative – Good or Bad?

Rodial Glamoxy Snake Serum: Botox Alternative – Good or Bad? Want to have a wrinkle-free face but you don’t want to do the botox thingie? Well, why don’t you follow Cheryl Cole, Victoria Beckham (see Victoria Beckham’s Jeans), and Kate Moss who are reportedly using the Glamoxy Snake Serum so they can look young. We say “reportedly” because its very possible that the publicist of Glamoxy just made things up and that said celebrities are not using this snake serum at all.

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Anyhoo, here’s what Rodial’s president Maria Hatzistefanis is saying about their product: “After two years of research and development to find the ultimate muscle freezer, I am very excited to be launching the Glamoxy Snake Serum. There is no other product in the market right now with such amazing and instant results, it’s simply the best.”

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Jade Ewen in See Through Leggings

Jade Ewen in See-Through Leggings. Today in celebrities wearing see-through clothes, we bring you Sugababes singer Jade Ewen teasing her fans in her see through leggings.

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What do you think about this outfit? Does it make Jade a) as awesome as Lady Gaga, b) as skanky as the Kardashian girls, or c) as trying hard as those Hollywood wannabe starlets who attempt to be noticed by “shocking” us with their ridiculous outfits?

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Fashion for Women in Their 40s: Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox

Fashion for Women in Their 40s. Who’s looking better in their evening get-up? Lisa Kudrow in her dress pants and jacket or Courteney Cox in her above-the-knee dress? Sorry Lisa, you are our favorite Friends star but Courteney (our third favorite after Joey) wins this one. We think Courteney dressed for the occasion while Lisa looks like she attended a PTA meeting and went straight to this benefit gig (this is a benefit gig right?)

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We think they are singing “Smelly cat, smelly cat….”

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Canada Olympic Kayak Team: Shirtless Hunky Athletes

Canada Olympic Kayak Team: Shirtless Hunky Athletes. Look who’s looking like 1990s Baywatch boys David Hasselhoff and Jason Momoa? Some guys from Canada, that’s who. Specifically, some guys from the Canada Olympic team.

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They — that’s Gabriel Sevigny and Ian Mortimer above and Mark Oldershaw and Andrew Russell below — have got themselves some really red shorts which so reminds us of that Haselhoff beefcake/cheesecake television show we enjoyed watching. Hehe.

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