Hot German Guys. Want some imaginary German boyfriend? Let us help you with this list of ten hunkiest, hawtest, and most shaggable men from Deutschland we found across the internets. Who of these guys is your favorite and who, if the stars align for you and your wish is granted, would you bring home to your long-suffering parents who’ve been waiting for you to settle down and give ’em some grandkids? Take your pick ladies (and gay gents).

Til Schweiger: There is no question that our friend Deena’s favorite is 50-year-old daddy Til Schweiger. Most of his film work is in German but he has done Hollywood movies such as Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, New Year’s Eve, This Means War, and Inglorious Basterds. What a naughty daddy! We like!!!!

Max Riemelt: Still photo of Max Riemelt in the 2006 movie, Der Rote Kakadu (in case you are wondering, this means The Red Cockatoo in English).

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Martin Kaymer Shirtless Update (22 May 2017). Our search for a Martin Kaymer shirtless photo is still a quest. It is now a five year obsession. But we are not the only ones crazy about it because lots of you, fellow Famewatchers, are googling for some Kaymer shirtlessness too. Hehe.

Anyhoo, these are the closest thing of a shirtless pic we found of our German golfing champion. Our friend Kevin calls these the Martin Kaymer nearly shirtless photos:

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Kevin Volland Shirtless and Underwear Photos: Zac Efron Twin Lookalike. Shirtless footballer Kevin Volland, with a Skins underwear peeking from his short pants, reminds us so much of Zac Efron during his low-hang jeans days. Was that only two years ago?

For those of you who are still discovering him Kevin is a twenty-year old German football player who currently plays for the TSG 1899 Hoffenheim. Though he only started playing at the professional level two years ago, the striker has a lot of following. With his movie star good looks, we’re not surprised. Want more German hunks?

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German Beefcake: Dresden University Male Student Calendar. Time for more sexy German men and this time let’s check out some university hunks courtesy of the 2013 calendar project of Dresden University of Technology.

We’ve finished university a decade ago but if we have the money (and if we were crazy) we wouldn’t mind going to Germany and studying at the Technische Universität Dresden (that is its German name, bitches) just so we can ogle at these student hunks in real life. Haha.

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