Hot German Guys. Want some imaginary German boyfriend? Let us help you with this list of ten hunkiest, hawtest, and most shaggable men from Deutschland we found across the internets. Who of these guys is your favorite and who, if the stars align for you and your wish is granted, would you bring home to your long-suffering parents who’ve been waiting for you to settle down and give ’em some grandkids? Take your pick ladies (and gay gents).
Til Schweiger: There is no question that our friend Deena’s favorite is 50-year-old daddy Til Schweiger. Most of his film work is in German but he has done Hollywood movies such as Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, New Year’s Eve, This Means War, and Inglorious Basterds. What a naughty daddy! We like!!!!
Max Riemelt: Still photo of Max Riemelt in the 2006 movie, Der Rote Kakadu (in case you are wondering, this means The Red Cockatoo in English).
Hanno Koffler in the 2004 coming-of-age/rowing/gay film Summer Storm.
Hanno and Max joined forces to star in Free Fall (German: Freier Fall) which is being acclaimed as Germany’s version of the critically acclaimed Brokeback Mountain. Here’s Hanno and Max doing the horizontal dance. Niicceeee!
Michele Rotters: Male model Michele Rotters posing in his Nils Bohner boxer briefs underwear. Pretty hawt, ha? [Photo credit: Alberto Bruni]
Martin Goeres: Martin is your guy if you want an imaginary boyfriend who knows how to kick butt. He’s an actor but IMDB tells us that he’s also a stuntman and a stunt coordinator. What a badass hunk.
Daniel Bruhl: Critically acclaimed actor Daniel Bruhl has received several acting awards in Germany and Europe and has been nominated for the Golden Globes, Screen Actors Guild, and the British Academy of Film and Television Arts or BAFTA.
Tom Beck: If Deena’s favorite is Til Schweiger, our friend Kevin – for his part – is partial to the gorgeous Tom Beck. With abs like this, it’s easy to see why Kev has fallen for this Bavarian cutie.
Lukas Podolski: Ahh, Lukas! Good luck to your World Cup 2014 dreams!
Patrick Hausding: We blogged about Patrick before [see German Divers in Speedo] but let’s include him here again because he is our (Pim’s) favorite of these German dudes.
Mario Gomez: Of course we can’t have a post about German hunks without including football star Mario Gomez in his Hugo Boss Underwear.
So have you chosen an imaginary German boyfriend from these hunks?
Hot German Guys: Shirtless Actors + Underwear Models. Posted 16 June 2014. Last updated: February 2, 2020 at 8:04 am.