If you are season 9 Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock, would you pick a guy who look great in his underwear (like Drew Kenney) or one who looks great in his work coveralls (like Zak Waddell in the photo above)? If you are like us (whose middle name is “Shallow”) you would pick the guy who looks great in his undies. Why? Because isn’t it great to go to bed at night with a guy who rocks his underwear? You know, like this one! Hehehe.

Now, if you are like our friend Deena, you’d go for the guy who looks great in his coveralls. Deena’s rationale for choosing the man who looks great in his coveralls is this: It is easy for any Tom, Dick, and Harry to look good in his underwear because, nowadays, underwear are designed to make you look good. In contrast, it takes a special kind of man to rock his coveralls so you should go for that guy.

She does have a point, no? Not every one can look good in overalls. Zak Waddell? Boy, doesn’t he sizzle in them! He sizzles when he’s shirtless too.

Damn look at his sexy shirtlessness. He may not have the model good looks that the other Bachelorette contestants have but he’s got the sexiest upper body we’ve ever seen. Hehe.

You want more info about Zak Waddell? From his profile on abc.com:

Age: 31
Occupation: Drilling Fluid Engineer
Hometown: Dallas, TX
Height: 6’0″
Shoe Size: 11.5
Tattoos: None
Favorite All-Time Book: Candide; Bartleby, the Scrivener; Atlas Shrugged
Favorite Artist: Modigliani
Ultimate Date: Anything that leaves room for creativity

Should we worry about the fact that his favorite book is Atlas Shrugged? Could it be a sign that he is a crazy right wing Republican douchebag? You know, like the tons of Republicans who hate gay people but who has a boytoy on the side (we’re looking at you George Rekers).

We sure hope not! Anyhoo, here’s more info about Zak from his abc.com bio:

What do you hope to get out of participating in this television show?
To pursue, wholeheartedly, someone amazing. I intend on showing that person the passion/excitement I have for life/love and hope she shares in that passion.

What is the most romantic present you have ever given? Why?
It definitely wasn’t that robot vacuum. Messed up on that one.

What does being married mean to you?
Two individuals coming together out of mutual fascination for each other, and supporting each other’s freedom toward personal happiness as one.

What is your favorite thing to do with your mom?
Travel to small towns and go antique shopping for odd things. I got a wooden flying pig last month in Gruene, Texas.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why? How would you use it?
I would be able to open pistachios telepathically… especially the tough ones that just don’t want to pry open.

Okay, his non-genderized idea of what a marriage is makes us think that he may not be the Rush Limbaugh-listening right winger we initially thought him to be.

Question to you fellow Famewatchers as we close this post: Does Zac have a girlfriend in real life? If you know any info, do tell in the comments.