Survivor host Jeff Probst, who’s often accused of favoring hunky manly Survivor contestants (over female ones whether they are badass like Natalie Anderson or clueless like Baylor), has got himself a handsome bro to crush on in the upcoming 30th edition of the CBS reality show. Let’s check out Jeff’s newest bro, shall we?
His name is Joaquin Souberbielle. He’s from New York. He works as a marketing director. And he’ll be a part of the White Collar tribe. By the way, for those of you who don’t know yet, Survivor 30 is called World’s Apart: White Collar, Blue Collar, No Collar.
Let’s have more photos of Joaquin and his hunkiness, shall we? These pics are grabbed from his Instagram account (follow him at joaq’s world).
Hello there, party boy!
Is Joaquin a wine snob like Jon Misch?
Hmm. He sure love him is drinks. Hope he does not turn out to be an alcoholic. Hehe.
A boyish Joaquin Souberbielle. What’s up with them 20 bucks?
This is probably our favorite photo of Jeff’s new bro.
Pic from his CBS Survivor profile.
Joaquin is hot, eh? We’re looking forward to seeing him run around in his underwear/Speedos. Hehe.
Want more info on Joaquin? Here’s some courtesy of CBS:
Name: Joaquin Souberbielle
Current Residence: Valley Stream, New York
Occupation: Marketing Director
Personal Claim To Fame: Living a life that has allowed me to overindulge and experience so much of the beauty the world has to offer.
Hobbies: Traveling, sports and fitness.
Pet Peeves: People who have no common sense.
Three Words to Describe You: Outgoing, charismatic, and social.
“Survivor” Contestant You Are Most Like: I’m not like any prior contestants. It’s the first time you’ll ever see anyone like me. I promise you will enjoy this.
Reason for Being on “Survivor”: I’m taking my talents to “Survivor”, to show the world my athletic skills and relentless will to win at any cost. Obviously.
Why Will You Be the Sole “Survivor”?: I’ll be the sole “Survivor” because I have all the attributes it takes to win this game. I’m smart, social, and unbelievably athletic.
Okay, that’s it for now fellow HunkWatchers. Let’s hope Joaquin does well because we want us some eye candy on our TV. By the by, for you UndiesWatchers, sorry we don’t have any Joaquin Souberbielle underwear photos for now. We’ll update this post once he parades himself in his Survivor boxer shorts. Harhar!
Oh, we won’t end this post without giving you this excerpt from a Gordon Holmes interview with Joaquin:
Holmes: You list “women” as one of your hobbies.
Souberbielle: I love women.
Holmes: Some people do puzzles and you…
Souberbielle: And I do women. I love all kinds of women. Short, tall, skinny, fat, dark, light…
Holmes: Life’s a buffet, my friend.
Souberbielle: It is, but I prefer brunettes. I don’t really do blondes. They were never really my cup of tea. I love women, but I love money a lot more. I won’t be blinded by the booty on this show.
Holmes: But flirting is in your arsenal.
Souberbielle: It’s key! It’s key to everything. In my job it’s the number one thing I have to do to get into these hospitals. The young girls, the wrinkly grandmothers, it doesn’t matter. I have no shame in my game. I do whatever I have to do to get what I want.
Holmes: Is there anyone at home who’s going to get annoyed if they see you flirting on “Survivor”?
Souberbielle: No, Joaquin is single. And, I like it that way. It keeps me out of trouble. I can do whatever I want. I’m going to have fun with these girls, I’m going to play with their minds. I’m going to play with their hearts.
Aparrently, he’s single! But does he really refer to himself in the third person? Kinda odd, huh?