Samantha Burke Jude Law Baby Mama: Will They Get Married? Meet Samantha Burke, Jude Law’s baby mama who’s very much pregnant. The two reportedly hooked up when he was shooting his Sherlock Holmes movie. How boring. And we thought he was hooking up with his co-star Robert Downey Jr. Hehe.
Anyways, The Sun is reporting that Jude is “panicking” because his newest baby mama Samantha took some pictures of him and that she might release it to the public. Huh. Unless those pictures show him playing with his wang, we don’t honestly see any reason for him to panic. Now if the photos do show him playing with his wang then it is Samantha’s duty to humanity to release it to the world.
Rabbi Saul Kassin Money Laundering Scandal. Even more scandalous than the alleged involvement of a young and promising politician like Peter Cammarano in the New Jersey corruption scandal is the involvement of religious leaders like Rabbi Saul Kassin in money laundering. He is being accused of laundering more than $200,000 through his charities.
Geeze. Religious guys being so concerned with worldly wealth? Now that’s something new. Nah, not really. It’s as old as when religions became organized scams.
Hoboken Mayor Peter Cammarano: Arrested for Corruption Okay, here are some details on the alleged involvement of Hoboken Mayor Peter Cammarano — that’s him in the pic, isn’t he kinda cute — which we mentioned in our earlier post on this developing New Jersey scandal.
Ahh, those conservative fundamentalist “Christian” Republicans, their hypocrisy knows no bounds, eh? One of them, Kim Cappello, gets himself arrested for a sidewalk fucking tryst with a woman not his wife. And another one, prospective Republican gubernatorial candidate, John Paul Mitchell, is going down the garbage tube for posting a roommate’s topless photo in his Flickr account.
From the Arizona Republic: “A Republican gubernatorial candidate found himself in hot water Tuesday after someone discovered a topless picture of his roommate taking a bath on the candidate’s account on Flickr, an online photo-sharing site. John Paul Mitchell, a 30-year-old yoga teacher and doctoral student at the University of Sedona, plans to challenge Gov. Jan Brewer for the Republican nomination in 2010.”
On Tuesday he said he had made a mistake in posting campaign photos to an account he shares with his roommate.
Stephen “Steve” Wu of Willow Creek Chicago Church: Hypocrite of the Day. Another evangelical pastor goes down the drain because of “sexual impropriety”. We wonder what that means. Does he have a gay lover on the side like Ted Haggard? We won’t be surprised, if that happens to be the case.
From the Chicago Breaking News: “The pastor of Willow Creek Chicago — the city campus of the evangelical megachurch Willow Creek Community Church — has resigned and admitted to “sexual impurity,” a church spokesman said. The pastor, Rev. Steve Wu, could not be reached, and the church would specify what took place.”
Miley Cyrus vs Asians: I’m Not Racist, I Won’t Apologize. Remember that infamous photo of Miley Cyrus slanting her eyes? We have uploaded it here for those of you who are looking for it. In response to the hubbub which followed, Miley wrote about the matter on her website.
She goes: “I’ve also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I’m sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!” Cyrus says on her official Web site. “In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity!”
Miley adds: “I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new ‘BAD GIRL!’ ” Cyrus writes. “I feel like now that Britney [Spears] is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me!”