Jesse Luken Shirtless, Wedding, and Girlfriend. Because we have have some free time and we’d rather not scroll on TikTok, we decided to update this post we wrote seven years ago to bring you this photo of our Jesse looking good in a wedding dress. Seriously, it looks good on him, right? We hope the right wingers — we are looking at you Ben Shapiro — won’t be throwing some stones at our Jesse because they tend to go batshit crazy when they see men dressing up in women’s outfits.
By the by, we grabbed the above pic from Jesse’s Insta which you might want to follow @jesseluken. And we have more shirtless pics of the actor for the heaux among us who are fans of male celebrity shirtlessness. We are looking at you Kevin.
Linus Thornblad Shirtless: High Jump Hunk in Spandex – Gay or Straight? Let’s add Swedish high jumper Linus Thornblad to our list of male celebrities who loves them their low rise jeans. Hmm, maybe we should also add him to our list of guys who love them their Calvin Kleins.
For those of you who are not familiar with this Swedish hunk, here’s his wikipedia info:”Linus Thörnblad (born 6 March 1985 in Lund) is a Swedish athlete competing in high jump. He won the bronze medal at the 2006 IAAF World Indoor Championships. Thörnblad started high jumping at age 16 jumping 2.06 m his first year. Two years later he jumped 2.30 m. Swedish media expect Linus to take over the throne of comrade Stefan Holm after the latter quit.”
Andrew Horton Shirtless, Girlfriend, Jupiter’s Legacy. Who wants another spandex-wearing world-saving superhero? Well, say hi to Brandon Sampson aka Paragon who will be coming to Netflix via its upcoming show Jupiter’s Legacy.
Okay, admittedly, we know little about the provenance of the series so we do not really know if Paragon is a superhero but with outfits like the one he is wearing below, we are making a good guess that he is indeed one. Or maybe he is a god? After all, ain’t Jupiter the supreme God of the Romans?
Tyler Seguin Shirtless and Girlfriend, Part II. So, how’s our imaginary hockey beau doing these days? Over five years since we blogged about him, we’re happy to note that his career is thriving, that he look’s as hot as ever, and that he’s got himself a girlfriend. Yay!
So, career-wise, he continues to play with the Dallas Stars having signed, in 2018, a lucrative eight-year contract extension with the team amounting to $78.8 million. He played at the NHL All-Star Game in 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2020 and was a member of the Canadian national team which won the 2015 Hockey World Championships.
Joseph Lee Anderson Shirtless, Hot Shorts, Girlfriend. Aside from Bradley Constant, another actor starring on the NBC sitcom Young Rock is Joseph Lee Anderson who is playing Dwayne Johnson’s dad, Rocky Johnson.
For those who don’t know, Dwayne is actually not the first wrestling superstar in the family as his father was a star in his own right. Oh, also, Dwayne’s maternal grandfather Peter Maivia is also a wrestling legend who was a tag team partner for Rocky Johnson.
Anyhoo, here’s a still photo of Joseph Lee Anderson as Rocky Johnson.
Parker Young Shirtless Update. Look who’s got himself a gig as one of the leads of a CBS comedy show? It’s one of our early imaginary boyfriends, the Speedo-lovin’ Parker Young. We first blogged about him back in 2013 and, seven years later, his Hollywood career has gone swimmingly. To date, he’s got 36 acting credits to his name on IMDB including the aforementioned CBS sitcom, The United States of Al.
Oh, by the way, we should mention in this update that Parker is now a daddy. Two years ago, in July 2018, he and fiancee Stephanie Weber welcomed their daughter Jaxon Orion Young and introduced her to the world. Awwww!
Here’s a photo of the lovebirds attending a Hollywood event. Apparently, they’ve been in a relationship since they were in high school proving to skeptics that high school love can mature too.