Alan Aisenberg Shirtless and Underwear Photos (Fake). Matt McGorry aka John Bennett disappeared without a “bye girls, see you next time” on Orange is the New Black but there’s a new hot guy in uniform in Litchfield Penitentiary. Famewatchers, meet Corrections Officer Baxter ‘Gerber’ Bayley who is played by Alan Eisenberg.
The new Licthfield guard is not above petty corruption (like, he smuggles underwear for Piper’s used panties business) but we hope the OITNB powers-that-be do not turn him into an evil dude because that would be sad and tragic. We like the character, is all we’re saying, and we hope he’d be on the side of the good rather than the other side. Hehe.
Anyhoo, we can’t find any Alan Aisenberg shirtless photos so we made fake ones for you. Hehe. These images may look weird but we don’t have any photoshopping skills at all and these are the best we can do. First up, here’s Alan as underwear model Mark Wahlberg:
Our next Alan Aisenberg shirtless pics has him getting the body of male model Alex Cannon who is housemate on the current edition of Big Brother UK.
And here’s the original pic from which we sourced Alan’s smiley face which we used for the above fakepics:
From Alan’s Instagram (follow him @alanaisenberg) with the following message: I can’t believe I met THE Jersey Dave while I was wearing a shirt with his face on it. What a coincidence! #jerseydave #thechrisgethardshow #weworktogether
Alan Aisenberg Gay or Girlfriend? Unfortunately, we don’t have any info about these at the moment. But we’ll update this post once we have the answers. Promise.
Orange is the New Black is coming back this week on Netflix. We’re excited to see more of Officer Gerber Baby, the inmates particularly Poussey, and the rest of the gang.