Tim Cook Asian Boyfriend?. What do you mean you didn’t know that Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay? Everybody’s been talking about it — from the shit-stirrers of Gawker who have been fanning the “Tim is gay” flame since forever, to the CNBC anchor with a big mouth and a slippy tongue who “outed” Tim Cook, to the geek denizens of the Apple Insider forum who don’t give a damn about who the Apple big man horizontally dances with, to the gay bloggers and editors of gay magazines who include him in their “most powerful lists”, and to everyone and their grandmama and their nanny who won’t do her job but who can’t be evicted out of the house.
What people still don’t know and are now openly wondering about is the identity of Tim’s boyfriend (or partner or husband) or whether he has any significant other.
We have no idea but the folks at Gawker have some relevant info: “If Cook is in a long term partnership, he’s kept it well hidden. Given his brutal work schedule, though, it’s hard to imagine how he’d find time. Still, he’s got enough experience to have developed some preferences; our tech executive source claims Cook is into Asian guys, a tidbit that prompted another tech observer, with whom we shared the item, to propose some strategic matchmaking that would pair Cook with Google hotshot Ben Ling. It’s an inspired match: Perhaps the coupling could build a bridge between two corporate nemeses.”
But we should not limit Tim’s partner to another techie. Sure they can talk about the same stuff but that will get boring in a week. We should pair him with other gay Asian guys who a) come from a field other than tech, b) are openly gay, c) who made a name for themselves, and d) would look good in jeans and casual shirts because this appears to be Tim’s go-to look.
Here’s a list of 10 guys who, we believe, are a good match go to as the Tim Cook Asian boyfriend:
1) Anthony Wong (Hong Kong singer): He opened up about his sexuality by saying these words during a concert: “I’m not a tongzhi, I’m homosexual, I’m G-A-Y gay. We’re living in the 21st Century now. There’s no need for us to live in a fantasy world. There’s no need for us to seek the approval of anyone else just to love somebody.”
More from Anthony: “So there’s no need for anybody to guess ‘Are you gay?’, ‘Am I gay?’. To all our media friends: I will sing for another 20 years, but please do not ask me such questions any more. As for why I didn’t disclose my sexual orientation earlier, I was just afraid that you wouldn’t have any gossip to spread. Now that everything is done, thanks everyone.”
2) G-Dragon (member of the Korean boyband Big Bang): There’s a question yet whether or not he is gay, or bisexual, or straight but G-Dragon and fellow Big Bang boyband member Top shared a steamy gay kiss that sent the world of Korean Popdom a-twitter.
3) Bradley Darryl “BD” Wong (Chinese-American actor): He plays the gay FBI agent Dr. George Huang. He is also gay in real life.
4) Brandon Lee (Filipino-American gay p*rn star and chef): He did some adult movies, served in the US Navy (or Marines), and is now a chef in San Francisco according to an SF Weekly article from back in 2010.
Brandon is our favorite suggestion as the Tim Cook Asian boyfriend. However, there are more possible Tim Cook Asian boyfriend after the jump. You might also want to check out these Asian Men With Big Balls.