Sybill Hill: Jonn F. Kennedy Jr’s Self-Proclaimed Mistress

Sybill Hill, John F. Kennedy Jr’s self-proclaimed mistress sullies his memory by blabbing to the National Enquirer. Ugh. And she’s reportedly gonna write a memoir too. Ugh. Ugh. What’s up with these people who hook up with celebrities and who then tattle about their bedroom calisthenics. Shameless.

Here’s Sybill talking about JFK Jr. (via the National Enquirer):

“I met John Kennedy on Jan. 6, 1991, at the Moondance Diner on 6th Avenue. I walked in with a boyfriend when a gorgeous-looking man in a baseball cap pointed out a vacant table. I remember thinking ‘He looks just like John Kennedy Jr.!’ We were across the restaurant but we couldn’t stop staring at each other.

“When my date went to the bathroom, I went up to him and we chatted. Before my date came back, John wrote something on a piece of paper and handed it to me. He blushed when the waitress told him, ‘That’s your check, I need that.’ He found another piece of paper, wrote ‘John’ on it and a phone number.”

Sybill claims that JFK Jr. introduced her to his family:

“John invited me to join him at a restaurant for a family dinner for his cousin Bobby Shriver. I sat next to Caroline, but she wasn’t very friendly, giving me a very cold look. It was obvious she was wondering if this girl was good enough for her little brother.”

Then, according to Sybill, they ended up in bed together:

“The sex was breathtakingly wonderful. But I was surprised that John didn’t seem used to the kind of wild sex that I enjoyed. He loved that about me. He’d say, ‘You’re so uninhibited, so adventurous.’ I remember the first time I woke up in his bed, looking at photographs of his parents, President Kennedy and his wife Jackie. It was so surreal. John liked to paint, and our painting sessions often turned into sex sessions. Once, I was pleasuring him as he did a finger painting. I still have the painting. I would have loved to have had John’s baby. But it never happened.”

When he decided to marry someone else instead of this Sybill gal, JFK Jr. (again according to Sybill) dropped by to see her and they made love. Pity goodbye sex, huh?

“We made love, but I could see he was conflicted. I put my hand over John’s heart and said, ‘You have to follow your heart.’ He dropped his head and said simply, ‘I’m sorry.’ I knew he was leaving me for Carolyn.”

During his marriage, Sybill claims that he cheated on his wife with her who also cheated on her boyfriend:

“I lit a fire in the fireplace. We started out on the couch, then moved down to an Oriental rug on the floor, and ended up upstairs in the bedroom,” she recalled. “I teased him, ‘Are you like a sailor with a girl in every port?’ John gazed into my eyes and said, ‘No, Sybill, you’re the only one.’”

“But he obviously felt guilty. He told me about his problems with Carolyn and said they’d been seeing a marriage counselor. He said he was considering divorce but still wanted to save the marriage. But then he startled me by asking, ‘What do you think you’ll be doing in two years?’ I took it to mean that he might be free in two years and was asking if I’d still be available. I told him, ‘I’ve never stopped loving you, and I’ll love you forever.’

“He begged me not to tell anyone about our night, saying, ‘Don’t even tell your twin sister.’ At 3 a.m., I drove him back to his rental car outside the Caribou Club. As he drove away, he gave me the peace sign. It was the last time I ever saw him.”

Meh, we think this is just the product of a desperate woman looking for attention. Or maybe she’s just a failed romance novelist?