Reynold Toepfer Shirtless Survivor Caramoan Hunk. Is it okay to have a reserve boyfriend so you’ll have someone to turn to in case your relationship with your boyfriend does not work out? We’re asking because…. well, because we are planning to name Reynold Toepfer as our reserve Survivor Caramoan boyfriend in case Edward “Eddie” Fox turn out to be a kitten rather than a fox.
Okay, we’re being silly here. Surely it is okay to have a reserve boyfriend and to have as many boyfriends as you want so long as they are only your imaginary reality-TV boyfriend and not, as our friend Deena would say, IRL (In Real Life).
Of course it is a bad, bad, bad proposition to have more than one boyfriend at the same time in real life, no?
Anyhoo, as we were saying, we would like to make Reynold Toepfer our reserve Survivor Caramoan boyfriend in case Eddie the Fox (yeah, we’re calling him that) flames out in Survivor.
Here are some of the things you should know about our 30-year-old reserve boyfriend courtesy of cbs.com:
Current Residence: San Francisco, Calif. [According to cincinnati.com, he originally came from and grew up in Cincinnati.]
Occupation: Real Estate Sales
Personal Claim to Fame: Living abroad in Australia. I fully immersed myself in the culture, made beautiful friendships that will last a lifetime and gained a truer understanding of who I am.
If You Could Have Three Things on The Island, What Would They Be and Why? Music and books are both passions of mine and are things that could alleviate some of the stress during the very trying times on Survivor.
I’d also bring a volleyball. Sand volleyball is super fun, and I think some games on the beach could be good for the tribe.
Survivor Contestant You Are Most Like: Physically, I think I can perform in challenges like Colby Donaldson. Socially, I flirt like Parvati Shallow and can handle intense confrontational situations with a smile on my face. And I’m a bit like Todd Herzog, where I can play into people’s egos to keep them blind to my agenda.
Reason for Being on Survivor: The challenge! My life has been defined by putting myself in new and challenging situations and succeeding. Survivor would be such an appropriate culmination as to what my life has been up to this point and I don’t think I could ever replicate anything as great as Survivor on my own.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” Survivor: I’m a charmer. I dazzle people. They adore me and open up to me. I’m an excellent motivator, excellent physical competitor and have experience spear fishing.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole Survivor: With my charming personality and a long history of thriving in and adapting to new social situations, I am the best equipped to manipulate the actions of my fellow competitors to play my agenda. I’m in excellent physical shape, and my strong competitive drive makes me almost unstoppable.
Our usual Famewatcher questions like does he have a girlfriend/wife, is he gay like Todd Herzog, and how does he look like in his boxers underwear will hopefully find answers as we watch more of Reynold in the future.
Update: Doncha want more Reynold Toepfer shirtless and underwear photos?
Consider your wish granted.
We’ll be looking out for more in the future.
Reynold Toepfer Shirtless and Underwear Photos: Survivor Caramoan Hunk. Posted 11 January 2013. Updated 22 February 2013.