Hot Wet Men: Football Players Edition. Cool. Our boy Cristiano Ronaldo is the 2008 FIFA Player of the Year. Good for him. Congratulations, Cristiano. Now, you’ve got more reason to go swimming to the delight of fans who’d like to see you in your wet shorts. Seriously, how awesome is Ronaldo in that sticking wet black shorts? And he’s got a nice-looking dude beside him too.