Old Men Tight Jeans: Jean Claude Van Damme Kicking Ass in Tight Jeans. Fifty one year old Jean Claude Van Damme looks good in his tight denim jeans, doesn’t he? Our ex-boss says old dudes should not wear jeans, particularly the tight ones, but we bet he’s gonna change his mind if he sees the Muscles From Brussels rocking his tight trousers.
Whoever said outfits this tight can deprive your body of much-needed oxygen? Surely this does not apply to Van Damme because look at him being the kickass he was twenty years ago. If our husband can do this when he is 50 years old, we’d consider him and us very lucky indeed. Old men tight jeans kicking ass!
And if our hubby has the body of Van Damme and none of the belly of Jonah Hill (sorry Jonah, we gotta have a celebrity example, hehe), he can wear tight trousers any time he wants. And show off his abs too like JCVD is doing below.
By the way, for those of you who are asking whether the Bloodsport star has a wife or not, here’s the answer:
Yes he’s got a wife. Her name is Gladys Portugues. They’re married from 1987 to 1992 and, again, from 1997 to the present. We’re pretty sure she approves of his husband’s tight jeans, his “lemme lift my shirt to show off my abs” schtick, and his ass-kicking ways.
Anyhoo, Van Damme and the rest of the gang – Jason Statham, Jet Li, Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, and more – from the surprise hit, The Expendables, are back. We’re betting they’re more than happy that their first movie – which made nearly US$300 million worldwide – is having a sequel with The Expendables 2. Of course, we’re also happy for them and we’re happy too that true blue action stars like them are still relevant at a time when producers and the movie-going public are besotted with emo vampires and endless superhero remakes.
Van Damme, Jason Statham, and Dolph Lundren promote their movie which is opening this August.
Check out our previous posts on the stars of The Expendables: Jason Statham’s The Expendables Leather Jacket and Dolph Lundgren’s Speedo in our post on Swimsuit for Older Men.
Old Men Tight Jeans: Jean Claude Van Damme Kicking Ass in Tight Jeans. Posted 8 August 2012.