Joey Essex Underwear Photos: One Piece Long Johns, Boxers, and Briefs. Is Joey Essex, of the ITV show The Only Way is Essex (TOWIE for short), the biggest manslut of the world or what? Our friend Deena insists that he is given his propensity to strip down to his underwear. Kevin, on the other hand, agrees that Joey may be slutty but argues that their are bigger mansluts out there like, say, Magic Mike’s Channing Tatum and the eternally shirtless Matthew McConosomething.
The rest of us Famewatchers — Deena and yours truly — are not making a stand on the matter for the simple reason that we don’t know what a manslut is. The usually reliable urbandictionary.com is not much help this time as it has a thousand and one definition for the term. Anyhoo, instead of bickering about the reality star’s slutiness, let’s just enjoy his underwear photos, shall we? Check him out in his one piece long johns underwear. Want more male celebrity in long johns?
That red suit reminds us of our hubby on Christmas morning. Hubby, of course, is much more beefy than Joey Essex which is the way we like it. Haha.
Apparently, our reality star loves him his blue boxer briefs. Joey gets some points from us because he likes him his Bjorn Borg undies. You know, of course, that we love, love, love us our Bjorn Borgs and love those who love the Swedish brand which is why we also love, love, love high jumper Robert Grabarz — see Robert Grabarz Underwear.
Here’s Joey with the rest of the TOWIE gang — James Argent, James Bennewith, and Mario Falcon.
There’s are some pics out there showing our Essex boy in a pair of skimpy tight briefs which is either enhanced [see examples of men’s enhanced underwear] or which proves that he is gifted down there. We’re not gonna put them up here because they’re too risque for our grandmama who usually visits this site. Haha.
Joey Essex Underwear Photos: One Piece Long Johns, Boxers, and Briefs. Posted 21 November 2012.