Remember our earlier blind item about an American Idol judge who is supposedly having a gay affair with someone who is also involved in the popular show? We speculated that it is Simon Cowell and that the person he is involved with is either Ryan Seacrest or Vice President for Casting Billy Kemp.
Well, we could be wrong. The Daily Mail reports that Simon Cowell declared that he is SO NOT GAY:
‘In this business, if you were gay it wouldn’t be a problem, would it? It is not exactly unusual to be gay in the music business or the TV business. It is 2009, after all. So if you are, you are; if you are not, you are not.’
And you are not? ‘I am not gay,’ he says, stubbing out his last cigarette and preparing to go back downstairs to the Britain’s Got Talent bear pit. Cowell also takes this opportunity to point out that it is not true that he dyes his hair, which is dark and bristly, like a brush.Indeed, he looks as if he should have a matching dustpan somewhere about his person. If he was in a closet he would, obviously, be taken out regularly and used to sweep the stairs.
So if Simon is not gay, and the Blind Item subject is not Kara …. then the American Idol judge who is having a gay affair with another person involved with the show is …………. Hmmm.
What Simon is, is a Wannabe Knight! Check out an earlier post we wrote about his dreams of becoming Sir Simon.
Sir Simon Cowell?
16 August 2008
So, Simon Cowell wants to be a knight, eh? From the Daily Mirror:
On Saturday’s opening episode of Britain’s Got Talent, he says: “This is my only chance for a Knighthood, I have to get this right. Sir Simon, it just has the right ring!”
We know he is joking but in case he’s not, “Sir Simon Cowell” doesn’t really have a nice ring to it. It just doesn’t have a “royal” sound. Unlike, say “Sir Paul McCartney” which sounds very regal indeed.
But Simon is probably the most powerful man in the entertainment industry today, his influence cuts across geographic areas, so we’re sure he will eventually get his wish.
Of course Simon Cowell is gay. He is the very
essence of a bitchy queen. What straight man
makes so many mincing gestures, catty remarks,
and finger-snapping judgements? Just look at his
chin-in-hands pose when he was watching Susan
Boyle. He did everything but flutter his eyelashes.
of course he’s gay
definitely simon cowell is 101% gay.. a bitchy gay
I think he is, he’s so bitchy and arrogant
a man at his age being good looking, rich and single, gives clear indications what kind of man he is- GAY_
of course he’s gay
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