David Wright Shirtless Photos, Underwear Preference, & the Gay Question



David Wright Shirtless. How hot is New York Mets third baseman David Wright? If you are a baseball fan, you would know that he is $138 million hot which is the amount of his latest contract with the Mets. If you are a pop culture fan, you would know that he is kinda hot because the guys of Madame Tussauds made a wax statue of his likeness (see photo above).

david_wright at Madame Tussauds

But if you are a fan of shirtless baseball players, we won’t be surprised if you’d think that he is not that hot. But you would think that because, unlike some of his fellow sports superstars such as David Beckham or Cristiano Ronaldo or Tiger Woods or Novak Djokovic or Tom Brady, our David seems to have an issue about going shirtless.

As our friend Kevin puts it, looking for David Wright shirtless photos is like looking for a needle in the haystack. Which may be the reason why some fans are getting creative and are photoshopping his face to shirtless images of random guys like the one below.

david wright shirtless - fake pic

Others are also wishing that he is this guy.

david wright shirtless photo - him or not




Why doesn’t David have shirtless pics? To be fair, he does have shirtless photos like this one …

david_wright_shirtless_baseball_pro

… and this one.

david_wright_shirtless_with_towel

But if you are looking for a David Wright shirtless photo where he poses like a male model or a shirtless selfie, we’re afraid you ain’t gonna find one. In this age of oversharing millenials, it’s actually refreshing to see a guy who isn’t into exposing himself. Hehe. You agree, right?

Now, what do you think of the Vitamin Water ad featuring our David and Jersey Shore’s The Situation? Kinda gay? The guy who parodied the advertisement by adding the Brokeback Mountain soundtrack to the video below seem to think so.

For the record, we don’t think David is gay. The Situation on the other hand …. hehehe. Want more of The Situation? Go check out our post on Mike Sorrentino’s Underwear Photos.

Speaking of underwear, we are afraid that the only David Wright underwear photo we’ll ever see is the one below.

david wright underwear

If looking for a shirtless David Wright pic is like searching for a needle in a haystack, then looking for underwear photos of the baseball superstar is like searching for a needle in a baseball field full of haystacks.

But we can speculate on whether he likes to wear boxers or briefs and the internets is there to help us in this speculation. So what kind of underwear does our David prefer? According to soapoperanetwork.com and thotlady.com, he likes him his boxer briefs. On the other hand, according to JeffP of Yahoo Answers, “[i]t’s a well known fact that David Wright alternates between wearing briefs, a Thong, or nothing as under-wear.”

It’s a well known fact? Eh. Not really. But it is fun imagining the baseball millionaire wearing a thong, no?

Originally published 28 April 2013.