Cesc Fabregas Gay, Bi, or Straight? Is Cesc Fabregas gay or straight? He is straight. And, since 2011, he’s been married to wife Daniella Semaan with whom he has two children. However, despite his straightness, the Chelsea midfielder has done some unambiguously gay things such as gay kissin’ in public and watching Desperate Housewives. Hehe. Surely, you agree with us that no straight guy watches Desperate Housewives, no???
Anyway, let’s make a list of the gayish things our Spanish football hunk have done and which make us go, “Hmmmmmm!”
First of all, he got kissy-a-kissy with TV personality Raul Gomez. They did it with their lips too! If that ain’t gay, we don’t know what is! Then, our Cesc got “football intimate” with Cristiano Ronaldo — you know, the Portuguese dude who’s also been rumored to be a friend of Dorothy?
Another Cesc Fabregas gay “proof” would be this photo. Does he not remind you of them guys in leather bars? Hey, Mister Cesc, are you a leather cub??? He’s too old to be a leather daddy!
Cesc Fabregas loves him some Speedos. Is this proof that he is a gay dude? Well, in her post on Calvin Harris’ gayness, Grandma Akita says only gay guys wear Speedos. But we gotta give an exception to European football/soccer players because Euro sports stars – whether they are straight or gay – really love them their Speedos.
So this photo of Cesc wearing Speedo with his friends who are also in their Speedos is not proof of his sexuality.
Similarly, the fact that Cesc loves to play with his balls is no proof that he is ghey. It is simply a proof that he loves balls. Hehe.
Finally, if you believe Kathy Griffin that only gay guys care enough to develop their washboard abs, then you would conclude — after looking at the next photos — that Cesc is as gay as the sun. Right?
So to summarize, here are some proof that make Cesc Fabregas gay: He lip-kisses guys in public. He is intimate with Ronaldo. He loves Desperate Housewives. He has washboard abs. Meanwhile, these are no proof of Cesc’s sexuality: He wears Speedo. He loves playing with balls.
So what do you think, Famewatchers? Are we crazy for writing this? Hehe.