Nicole Kidman Botoxed or Just a Croydon Facelift?

The seemingly ageless Nicole Kidman denies she is putting botox on her face so what is her secret then? Maybe her Croydon facelift?

Croydon what? Hehe. That’s exactly the same question we asked when we first heard the term. We thought it was some elaborate surgical procedure but its simply the hairstyle that Nicole is wearing in the above pic.

Here’s what the folks at urbandictionary.com define Croydon facelift:

1) The effect achieved by a chavette by scraping all her hair up into a very tight ponytail on the back of her head, leaving facila expresssion somewhat inhibited. AKA pikey botox.

2) Type of hairstyle where garage loving council estate females pull they’re hair up into a pony tail so tight it lifts their face.

So there. But, what in God’s name, is a chavette? We’re guessing its the British term for a woman who lives in a trailer park or something. You gotta love the Brits for their awesome vocabulary.

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