Earlobe Rejuvenation Surgery: As Wasteful as Simon Cowell’s B-day Bash?

Oh Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. What will those cosmetic surgeons think of next? We’re all for trying to maintain one’s youthful looks but an earlobe rejuvenation surgery? Seriously? We don’t know about you but we think this is as wasteful as Simon Cowell spending £1million to celebrate his 50th birthday.

Next thing you know, some surgeon out there will be selling a procedure to keep our fingernails and toenails youthful. In fact, we’re betting ten bucks that fingernail/toenail rejuvenation surgery is going to happen in the next two years. Agh, this pro youth/anti-aging industry is really, really getting out of bounds.

Now, getting back to Simon Cowell’s wasteful birthday celebration, are we the only ones who hoped that it was struck by lightning? From the Daily Mail:

Yes, Simon Cowell’s 50th birthday party was excessive and in riotously poor taste. There were half-naked dancing girls, magnums of Louis Roederer champagne, shark tanks in the loos and retro-canapés of margherita pizza and prawn cocktail.

Simon, Simon, we love you as a judge but what’s up with the ostentatious display of wealth? Do you have a small dick and you’re trying to compensate for its smallness? Heh.

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