Sean Penn’s loss is Paul Giamatti‘s gain. Paul is reportedly going to play the role of Larry in the upcoming new movie version of The Three Stooges which is produced/directed by the Farrelly Brothers. Sean was originally cast for the part but he begged off because of personal reasons. Personal reasons, eh? Maybe he’s still recovering from his devastation when he discovered that his dick is smaller than James Franco’s? Come on Sean, snap out of it; it’s just a prosthetic dick.
Anyhoo, congratulations to Giamatti for his new movie. He will be joining cute hunk Benecio del Torro and a yet-to-be-named actor who’ll play Charlie. Hey brothers Farrelly, what about casting a real Charlie to play Charlie? We suggest Charlie Sheen aka the highest paid actor on television.
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