Want to have a really huge thinge without going through surgery? What about following Eli Roth’s penile enlargement technique. Eli, who is starring with Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds, now has the biggest dick in Hollywood according to some reports.
What is it about men named Eli? Eli Manning has got the biggest NFL paycheck and now this?
Anyhoo, to celebrate the upcoming release of Brad’s and Elli’s movie, we bring you the photo evidence that Eli has the biggest dong in the world. Yes, his is bigger than James Franco’s dong which reportedly made Sean Penn very very jealous.
Note: For the record, the above dong is actually a prosthetic thingie he just strapped on. No guarantee if it works :-)
UPDATE: Apologies, we decided to remove the scandalous photo to keep this site safe for work. Sorry :-(
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