Hello, fellow Adam Lambert fans? Are you in the mood to spank someone? Why don’t we go spank them editors of the Boston Phoenix for including our Adam in their list of Top 100 Unsexiest Men of the Year. We must admit that we agree with practically all the other men they picked (Eric Cantor, Dubya, David Patterson, Robert Mugabe, John McCain, etc. etc). But our Adam Lambert is unsexy? No way! Them editors are either out of their minds. Or maybe they’re just jealous of Adam. Hehe.
Here’s what they said of our American Idol:
6. ADAM LAMBERT: AMERICAN EYE-DULL
We’re not sure exactly what is driving teenage girls — and Paula Abdul — to make this Broadway-hack, balls-in-a-vice belter the early favorite for this season’s American Idol. The drag-queen pout? The pancake makeup? The worst haircut since Clay Aiken? Any of those traits would be enough to land him a spot on our list. But what puts it over the top is that ginormous whale tongue that flops out of his mouth every time he screeches one of his eyes-clenched, paint-peeling high notes. If this is the future of pop, we’re going country.
Anyways, as we were saying, these editors need some spanking and some tongue lashing for their senseless Adam-bashing. Go spank them here.
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6 comments ↓
-gasp- How COULD they?! I wanna kick their @$$ so hard! They probably have NO taste. :P
Adam Lambert has blown away the competition!!! He’s the only reason I watch…and there is some very good talent this season. I watched the original video of Mad World, and Adam’s version blew me away. I could listen to it over and over. He is the Season 8 winner!
I’m ducking as I type this but I agree completely with the article. I think he’s a major poser. He belongs in theater, not as the next AI. Sorry.
IF YOU COULD NOT IDENTIFY SEXY IN ELVIS PRESLEY OR FREDDIE MERCURY THEN YOU ARE CORRECT…ADAM SHOULD BE #1 ON THE SEXIEST LIST…YOU WILL EAT YOUR WORDS WHEN HE WINS…ADAM IS REDEFINING AMERICAN IDOL WITH EVERY PERFORMANCE …NO ONE CAN COMPETE WITH ADAM…JEALOUS “NO TALENT” PEOPLE HATE TO SEE PRAISE LAVISHED ON A WORTHY PERSON…HOW SMALL OF YOU
Greetings:
I would like to comment on my opinion of Adam Lambert’s father. It appears that Adam’s father is a “good Joe”, and one who appears to have unselfishly released his son to the spirits of the gods, who have tossed his son in the air and let the remants fall to the ground where they may. From which has immerged a full blown super-star with the voice of a “siren”, an androginous streak that surpasses David Bowie in style and manner , who is such a good natured, well-adjusted, likeable kind of guy, that one would wish was their son, brother, neighbor, best friend, or lover. Adam is one of the greatest gifts from God that has ever existed in the world of entertainment.
So, “Papa” has done it right, “Thank you”. He seems to accept his son as he is – this, most men can’t brag.
To Adam’s dad – God bless you and keep you.
God bless Adam Lambert and family, and keep them close.
I love you Adam – you are my “Made to order Man” – and so, so hawt. A prime example of pure love, one who has the ability to push his fans to the limit and induce a state of mind of ultimate desire and true love. Looking forward to following your career, Adam, you are the best !
Just a suggestion to Adam – Please seek out a new fregrance and call it “Essence of Adam’s Breath”. Please know this would drive your fans wild, Wild, WILD !
Your absolute fan, Sharie K
Why couldnt someone neautral write that? Obviously the person who put him on the list doesn’t like him. It probably doesn’t even have anything to do with his looks. Adam unsexy? Never! There probably just jealous. Adam is gonna be a huge star and this person is stuck choosing people to be on a “unsexy” list.
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