Ashton Kutcher vs Bruce Goldsmith, Noisy Neighbor. Ashton goes: “I’m just recording this for legal purposes, but I can also share it with the world. It’s 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor…doing this next to my porch. This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that’s my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin’ house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I’m gonna lose it on this guy. I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna lose it. It’s been going on for four months now. This guy’s got another thing coming.”
Bruce Goldsmith [not direct quote] goes: Ashton doesn’t want to deal with reality. They don’t make hammers covered with rubber. His house was built in ten years and we had to deal with the noise.
THEN
Ashton twitters:
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