UPDATE: Luke, the guy we want to bromance the most, will end up in Brody Jenner’s arms instead. Story here. Congratulations for the win, Luke.
UPDATE II: Video of final episode here.
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Truth be told, I find Luke Verge to be the most interesting of all the dudes who want to have a bromance with Brody Jenner. Why do women call him “hey you in the bushes”? Was he spying on them? How does a shrimp’s hand job feel? Better than using one’s own hand? Does he TALK like he WRITES? And where in hell did he buy this plaid coat which, sorry, looks like it was made from someone’s leftover drapes. His mom made it for him perhaps?
From Luke’s MTV page:
My name is Luke or as the ladies like to call me, “Hey you in the bushes”… I’d like to start by saying Im a ginormous GEEK. A few important facts about me, I cry after ***, I wear a bathing suit in the shower, I enjoy hand-jobs from lobsters. I’ve only seen 3 female b**bs in my entire life… and that was from watching the movie TOTAL RECALL… Im 24 i have the mind set of a 12 year old… and the kanish of a 6 year old. I was a college student for the better part of a decade. MY PARENTS, DOCTORS, FRIENDS, AND EVEN TOTAL STRANGERS SAY TO ME I DRINK TOO MUCH. my favorite food is speghetti and meatballs. when i was 5 i took a dump in a gopher hole. One time a girl kicked me in the p***s wicked hard and told me to realize one thing, “im not funny and no one likes me”… I said but that’s 2 things and she kicked me again… MY SOCIAL LIFE IS SIMILAR TO THAT OF A BABY SEAL… NOT A BIG FAN OF THE CLUB SCENE. I like going to Bars getting wasted.. I love to play Beirut (hence my drunken tattoo) for the record it’s called Beirut because at the end of the game no matter what happens everyone gets bombed
So what do you think of Luke’s chances? If Brody does not bromance him, we are so ready to have him for ourselves.
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- Luke Verge Update
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- Luke Verge Wins Bromance, Rides Into the Sunset With Brody Jenner
- Bromance Final Episode: Luke Verge Wins
- Curly Haired Brody Jenner Takes a Shower For Reality TV
8 comments ↓
I’ve known Luke since he was left on the steps at the police station wrapped in a cloth as a baby.
His bio/ profile, couldn’t be more accurate. He is infamous for pregaming doing OPHJ’s before hitting the scene. Two characters on the simpsons were actually created and based on him. Disco Stew and Comic Book Guy. Each represent Luke’s alter egos. Once someone even told me that Luke is the most passionate lover the world has ever seen. And that boy in the bubble died shortly after whispering that in my ear.
Luke is Luke. I haven’t seen the show yet. But what you see is what you get. I’m sure that he didn’t change a thing for the cameras. He is that crazy without the cameras. Ask absolutely anyone who has ever met him. And thats why we all love him…For his money.
-Snowman123
Oh man, I love that piggy nose of his :-)
That is harsh man!
I really love Luke! he’s the funniest guy ever.
annnnd i hope he comes up to boston so i can meet him!
omg i love luke………i think he is class if you are ever over in ireland luke give me a ckk
cool guy funny chap. thinks he over drinks??cum ireland its lik water ere. fit in grand
Screw having a bromance with Luke, I think I’d prefer a romance!
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