Mens Beach Shorts: Mario Lopez and His Weird Six Pack Abs

The only time a man can get away with wearing orange is (a) when he’s a member of Ananda Marga or whatever the name of the religious group that wears flowing orange robes and (b) when he, like Mario Lopez, wears orange shorts to the beach.

Nice one, Mario. Really, really nice. Now, what about totally getting rid of them beach shorts to make your gay and gal fans happy. Seriously.

Now, is it me or is there something weird going on with Mario’s famous six-pack abs? They don’t look sexy at all. And, to be honest, they remind us of a crumpled piece of paper that one tries to “un-crumple”. Maybe its just the camera angle, no?

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